That's intense
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
