I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
