I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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