i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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