Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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