nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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