That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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