his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
