My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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