Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize
