Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
