So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
