This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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