If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
