Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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