he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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