Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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