Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
