It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Randomize
