sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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