Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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