Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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