his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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