I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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