so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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