I'm eating all of the evidence.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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