Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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