Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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