I love black thongs
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
where am i from again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm at about main and main street
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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