Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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