I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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