Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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