To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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