Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
3 2 1 whiskey
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Pooping to opera.
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