Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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