I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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