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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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