Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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