is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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