Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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