my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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