Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
