I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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