Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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