just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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