JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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