Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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