She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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