Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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