My nipple is on Facebook.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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