where am i from again
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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