What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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