So drunk its hurt
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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